- windows shattering*
- picks self up from floor, brushing broken glass and dirt off of myself*
- smile turns mysterious*
Am I back though?
I haven't decided yet.
I guess we'll wait see, eh?
On what, you ask?
Well, you see...
The alignment of the stars.
The planets themselves.
Everything, I answer.
As for now...
I shall consider myself back.
For the moment.
I won't be on regularly.
But that is not the reason I am "here".
I need to ask a favor.
I have joined a world of writing, deadlines, staying-up-late-because-I-have-to, coffee, and stress.
My overlord demands views for this next article.
What's my next article, you ask?
Possibly the death penalty.
Maybe CRISPR - Cas9, a high-tech machine that edits genes.
In any case, I ask you to go read my latest article.
On sustainable coffee.
What is that, you question once more?
That's what my article answers, dear.
Shall I post it here?
But then, I shan't get the views I need.
I shall talk to my parents. (Is that lame? Well, we are close now. I hate to disappoint them.)
On another note, how have you all been?